Tips on Impressing the Opposite Sex
Feb 22nd, 2008 | By andy | Category: MISCI realize that this list is couple of months old but I just found it today and I got a laugh out of it. You should get a good laugh out of it too.
Need a few talents in your arsenal to help your successes with the opposite sex?
MEN
#1) Dance
Knowing how to dance is like knowing how to woo women off their feet without blinking an eye. Think about how many fan-girls there are in Asia, and think about how many of them love boy bands like Shinhwa and Super Junior. What do these groups have in common? Right. They dance and dance well.
#2) Comedy
#3) Guitar
#4) Sports
#5) Magic
WOMEN
#1) Model
Well if you model as a profession or just occasionally for fun, you already know that the industry is pretty rewarding. Not only are you already amazingly beautiful on the outside, but you the stigma of being a “queen-car” in most situations. Plus, who wouldn’t want to date a model? That’s like every boy’s childhood dream.
#2) Play Video Games
#3) Sing
#4) Cook
#5) Dance
I would rank comedy higher than dancing, but I love that they used a youtube reference (and one I know!) as the example. And singing should be fifth for women, if on there at all.
I’ll be back later, gotta work on my dancing and humour <– haha, see, I wrote it like I was in the UK. I am SO funny… right? Why aren’t you laughing?